How TF Do I Get ____ Outta My House

$20.00

🛑 Bugs. Beasts. Busted.
“How TF Do I Get ____ Outta My House?!” is your no-fluff, all-facts survival guide to kicking pests out — naturally, effectively, and without losing your mind (or your peace).

Packed with over 60 pages of real talk and real solutions, this book covers everything from ants to snakes, roaches to bedbugs, and all the creepy crawlers in between. You’ll learn:

✅ Why they’re in your space
✅ What they’re after
✅ How they’re sneaking in
✅ And how to get rid of them the natural, Honey-approved way

Rooted in wisdom passed down from my own grandmama — who knew a thing or two about handling pests with what you had on hand — this book blends old-school remedies with modern-day clarity. We’re talking vinegar traps, essential oil sprays, steam power, and more.

🧼 Natural. Affordable. No chemicals. No drama.

🌿 Bonus:

DIY sprays that actually work
What not to do (looking at you, Febreze warriors)
How bedbugs get in your books
And how to defend your space like a boss

📚 Even better? All my ebooks live in ReptiGurl University — your one-stop learning hub for all things wild, natural, and unapologetically YOU.

💥 If you’ve ever said, “How TF do I get this thing outta my house?!” — this book is your answer.

With love, grit, and a little bit of peppermint oil,
Honey Simmons 🐍✨